Astonishing X-Men #2

From the Random Stack of Unread (actually previously read, but not reviewed) Comics.

Title: Astonishing X-Men
Issue: 2
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Date: August, 2004
Writer: Joss Whedon
Artist: John Cassaday
Colorist: Laura Martin
Letterer: Chris Eliopoulos
Editor: Mike Marts, Stephanie Moore, Cory Sedlmeier

My review of the previous issue is here.

The second issue of this series sends the team into action. A villain has taken hostages in a high rise tower, and the X-Men, looking to get back into being superheroes, show up to do battle.

Unfortunately, neither the initial jobber-squash with the X-Man taking out the terrorist minions, nor the main event, with alien villain Ord trouncing the X-Men, is all that interesting. Ord is one of those generic overpowered villains that show up all the time in X-Men books, with no rhyme or reason as to why he's able to pretty much have his way with the team (only to be taken out by *removed for spoilers* in the book's one really fun moment).

As an aside, Emma Frost's ability to change into diamond is ridiculous. I don't read a ton of X-Men, so I'm sure this is all part of the established canon, but apparently someone decided that one of the Marvel Universe's most powerful telepaths needed more powers? So that she could punch people?

The second plotline, fortunately, is a lot more intriguing, as a top scientist announces that she has developed a "cure" for mutation, and the ending sequence is genuinely cool, setting some really interesting clashes of personality down the road.

Something of a mixed bag, but it ended on a high note.

Rating: 6.5/10

Astonishing X-Men #1

From the Random Stack of Unread Comics... Well, actually, I had previously read this issue, but this it my first time reviewing it.

Title: Astonishing X-Men
Issue: 1
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Date: July, 2004
Writer: Joss Whedon
Artist: John Cassaday
Colorist: Laura Martin
Letterer: Chris Eliopoulos
Editor: Mike Marts

This is a reboot for the X-Men, with film/TV writer/director Joss Whedon writing. We are introduced to a new semester at the Xavier School, and a new X-Men team: Kitty Pryde, Beast, Cyclops, Wolverine, and Emma Frost. It's a good lineup, that provides plenty of fodder for conflicts within the team.

In fact, most of this first issue is the team working out their role as teachers, teammates, and as superheroes, something that the X-Men have not always been seen as.

Whedon is a master of one-liners, and this issue included several really great ones (Kitty: "Did I miss the Sorting Hat?"; also Kitty to Emma, "I'm sorry, I was busy remembering to put on all my clothes.").

The interplay between the characters is fun, and the hints that are dropped about the larger scale plot are just enough to leave the readers intrigued.

X-Men has so much history behind it that it can get overly complicated too fast in many cases. This story managed to keep things moving along, giving the space to get to know the core team members before too much mayhem is allowed to happen, and the result is an excellent jumping-in point for new readers.

Rating: 8/10

Astonishing X-Men #13 (Variant)

From the random stack of unread comics. This is the second of two (close, but not consecutive) issues of Joss Whedon's run on Astonishing X-Men that found their way into the unread comics stack. I reviewed #10 here. Not sure where I got these. This one is marked as a variant cover.

Title: Astonishing X-Men
Issue: 13
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Date: April, 2006
Writer: Joss Whedon
Artist: John Cassaday
Colorist: Laura Martin
Letterer: Chris Eliopoulos
Editor: Mike Marts, Sean Ryan, Nick Lowe

Black-and-white variant cover on this issue.

This is something of a catch-up issue, that manages to be a lot more satisfying a read than #10 was, in spite of #10's emphasis on plot and action.

The focus here is on character development, particularly on the romance between Kitty and Colossus, and the conflicting forces influencing Emma Frost.

There is also a very amusing reveal of the new low-tech version of the Danger Room (after the room ran amuck over several issues around the previously-reviewed #10). Now that Ms. Room has been officially "future-endeavored" (or whatever happened to her), the new plan for combat training is simpler, more elegant, and far more dangerous: The trainees are simply put into a darkened room in which Wolverine kicks their asses. Why did they not think of this in the first place? It seems like it would have saved everybody a lot of grief, and the quality of training would not have suffered.

In addition to that amusing bit, there is lots of Emma-intrigue, some seeds planted for future storylines involving SHIELD, some dream sequences, and a very shock-value final scene.

This is moving in the right direction.

Rating: 6/10

Astonishing X-Men #10

From the random stack of unread comics, as chosen by the Kiddo. This is the first of two issues from this title that I've got in the to-read stack.

Title: Astonishing X-Men
Issue: 10
Publisher: Marvel Comics
Date: May, 2005
Writer: Joss Whedon
Artist: John Cassaday
Colorist: Laura Martin
Letterer: Chris Eliopoulos
Editor: Mike Marts, Sean Ryan, Nick Lowe

So, the Danger Room AI has become not just self-aware, but also righteously pissed off, and she (she appears in a vaguely female shapeshifting robotic form) proceeds to mop the (Danger Room) floor with the X-Men.

The team in this case consists of Cyclops, Emma Frost, Wolverine, Colossus, Kitty Pryde, and Beast. Joss Whedon (you know, that guy from Buffy and firefly; the director of the film version of The Avengers) is writing, and in a moment-by-moment sense, this is all good. Danger Room knows all of the X-Men's tactics and weaknesses, and so she takes them apart with relative ease, only having a couple moments of trouble when they make some attempts at breaking their normal patterns.

Unfortunately, as well executed as it is, it just didn't feel all that original or interesting, and Danger Room's constant talking about how she's fought  the X-Men thousands or times and knows them better than they know themselves and whatnot does not help the cause. By the time I was half way through this, I wanted the X-Men to win, not because Danger Room was such a horrible threat, but just because of how annoying she was.

Also, would someone please give Danger Room a name so that I don't have to keep referring to her as Danger Room?

A couple of the characters are apparently killed by the time it's all said and done, but this is the Marvel Universe (and as we have said many times, there is dead, and then there is dead-in-the-marvel-universe, and those two things are not particularly related), so there isn't a whole lot of emotional punch to those scenes.

I did like the ending line. Joss Whedon has always been great with the one-liners, and this one works nicely. I wish it had been saved for a better story.

Rating: 4.5/10

30 Day Comic Challenge Day 16

Day 16 - Funniest comic book/comic book scene.

I'm not the Joss Whedon fan that a lot of my friends are, but I must admit that the guy has a talent for one-liners. And for coming up with exactly the thing that has needed to be said for years. The example that sticks in my mind is from Astonishing X-Men #1.



Here's the exchange:

KITTY PRYDE: Hi. It's possible that I'm late.EMMA FROST: Quite so. This, children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance.
KITTY PRYDE: I'm sorry, I was busy remembering to put on all my clothes..

HA! Lots of other great bits of humor in this series as well, along with some good storytelling.

From My Creations

Zephyr & Reginald: Minions for Hire is our comedy book, so obviously we're trying to make it funny. The following scene, leans heavily on the goofy side of our sense of humor, but as a stand-alone page, I've always thought it made for a pretty good laugh.


The 30 Day Comic Challenge Page on Facebook is here. Here is the complete list of daily topics:

30 Day Comic Challenge
Day 01 - Your first comic book.
Day 02 - Your favorite character.
Day 03 - A comic that is underrated.
Day 04 - Your guilty pleasure comic or character.
Day 05 - Comic character you feel you are most like (or wish you were).
Day 06 - Most annoying character.
Day 07 - Favorite comic couple.
Day 08 - Best series being published right now.
Day 09 - Most touching comic book/comic book scene.
Day 10 - Dream versus match.
Day 11 - Favorite comic book cartoon series.
Day 12 - A comic everyone should read.Day 13 - A book you’ve read more than five times.
Day 14 – Most awesome single comic book image
Day 15 - A Picture from the comic you’re reading right now.
Day 16 - Funniest comic book/comic book scene.
Day 17 - Most useless Villain.
Day 18 - Favorite B-list character.
Day 19 - Comic book city/universe you wish you lived in.
Day 20 - Favorite super power or skill.
Day 21 - Favorite writer.
Day 22 - A series that you liked but stopped reading
Day 23 - Your favorite artist.
Day 24 - Dream character team up.
Day 25 - A book you plan on reading.
Day 26 - A comic you wish they would make into a movie.
Day 27 - Favorite comic book movie.
Day 28 - Favorite comic publisher.
Day 29 - A comic you thought you wouldn’t like, but ended up loving.
Day 30 - Your favorite run or series of all time.